Hey ho, hey ho

It’s off to work I go …

Don a pair of disposable gloves, pick a bag.  Any bag.  And get sorting.  The gloves are a nod to health and safety and the squeamish, but frankly, if you are squeamish the last place you want to be is the backroom of a charity shop.

In fairness, probably 98% of donations have been dry cleaned or lovingly laundered and then ironed to perfection at the very least, and an astonishing number have never been worn, still sporting their original labels.   I sometimes dwell upon all these people who spend fortunes on clothes, then never wear them.   Curious.

But to get back to the gloves.   They will not help if you inadvertently find yourself rummaging amongst hypodermics and discarded drug paraphernalia, which is always a possibility, although I have never heard of it happening.   The gloves certainly didn’t help some little old lady in America recently.  Diligently doing her civic duty, the poor soul unearthed a loaded gun, which promptly went off  and shot her.    Sadly I do not know if she survived – there was no follow up to the story, naturally.

If you are lucky, and, happily, you mostly are – the bag will contain some really good stuff.   Designer gear is by no means unknown, and a knowledge of high fashion almost essential.

Then again, there are the other bags.   The phone calls come in.   “My Great Uncle has died.   He has a huge amount of ‘excellent’ clothing.   Would you like them?’   It is not good policy to turn donations down.  What you really want to say is “No-o-o-o-o!   And sometimes you do, telling whoever, that you are inundated (which you always are) and that the opposition shop up the High Street is ‘desperate’ for donations. There are also the other calls, as in ‘My husband died…. Would you like his worldly goods? Of course we would and a load of empathy goes with the response.

‘Men’s wear’.   Sorting it requires a good sense of smell.   Where I worked before there was a group of three ‘ladies who lunch’ who turned up religiously ever Wednesday morning.  They called themselves ‘the crotch sniffers’.   With much hilarity and good will they would work their way through a dozen or so bags, especially set aside for them, gossiping as they went, then head off to the Women’s Institute for a lunch, accompanied, I hope, by vats of vino. And then there are the pockets, which is where the gloves do come in handy. Never know what you may encounter. Amazing how many £50 notes turn up, antique watches, dog biscuits etc. It’s an endless treasure hunt, I tell you 🙂


This entry was posted in Uncategorized and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

14 Responses to Hey ho, hey ho

  1. Pussycat44 says:

    There was a Hospice shop across the road from me. It wasn’t very big, but they were happy to receive my mother’s clothes and my excess stuff when I moved to Jo’burg. I, in turn, would buy some of their secondhand books!

  2. colonialist says:

    Sort-of fun, I suppose! Er, what was the purpose of the crotch sniffery? Work or pleasure?

  3. Arkenaten says:

    Like Col, I am baffled with the crotch sniffing?

    And if the smells are a potential issue could not face masks be worn like dentists do?

  4. Hubby refuses to go into charity shops because of the smell. Sad about the lady who unearthed the loaded gun. Do be careful. 😕

  5. Gunta says:

    Also intrigued at the crotch sniffing. What on earth? Sounds like something above and beyond the call of duty to me. And, yes… please DO be careful!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s